Sunday, September 19, 2010

We're Back!!!

Yes, this is yet another blog that we treat like the proverbial red-headed stepchild, but alas, we're back.  We're still probably going to treat the blog like ish but check out our new look.  Doesn't it rock?  Yes, it does.  Thank you Marteeka Karland for working with us over the past many moons to bring our vision to fruition. 

So, there is going to be swag and it too will rock.  Ogle our logo a little bit more.  We're in discussions with the web designer about a separate website for the MFP Posse which will include a chat board.

We're exhausted now, so we're going to end the blog now and go back to ogling our new logo.
-Jeanie and Jayha

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

For Real? Seriously? You're Kidding, Right?

I'm having an affair...not just any affair but a torrid, blazing affair with...ESPN.  A few years ago Mr. Me got me satellite radio for our anniversary...and OMG that's probably one of the contributing factors to why I still allow him the privilege of being Mr. Me.  Now I have another side piece to my side piece: NFL Channel.  Yesssssssssssssssssssss.  And now it is football most favoritest season of them all.  Though my team sucks big rocks (that's a post for a whole 'nother blog), I still love football season. 

But you know what I don't love?  Athletes with the freaking mike anywhere near them.  Seriously, we need some kind of law.  Over the years, atheletes have accounted for at least fifty percent of the sh*t that is azz whipping worthy.  Hey, what's on your list, Fearless Leader?  I'm glad you asked.

"They persecuted Jesus too."  Don't even fix your lips to say this especially when you're saying it in response to some female/legal system drama or because you didn't read the playbook, spent all pre-season on the world eating tour, came into camp a gabillion pounds overweight and still haven't familiarized yourself with the offense. 

"A man's got to eat." and/or "I've got a family to feed." seriously...when you make millions (note that -s ending) for dunking balls/shooting the long ball/running fade routes, I'm going to need you to sip a big cup of KMA.

and then there's the honorable mention:
the 'how dare they franchise me...and disrespect me by only paying me a million dollars PER game...for real, dude?  for a million dollars PER game...i'm going to need you to produce more than a sack a game.

whenever you say something just nucking futz like that...a gang of ninjas/rogues should immediately come out and beat the ever-loving shyt out of you...and then take your money.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Christian the Lion

Okay, so our moderator sent this video clip to us, and when I saw it I was wondering three things...a) why would she send me a video of a lion mauling first thing in the morning; b) wow, it is a good thing the lion was sitting between those guys otherwise they would have been violating the 'sitting too close to another dude' rule; c) at what freaking point did you realize that the lion was too big.

And then I wondered two more things ... yeah I know I said three things but this is our blog so deal. So I wondered were they a) the reason so many places make you pay a pet deposit; and, b) are they in sales because I want to know what kind of game you talk to get your roomie to agree that having a lion cub is a good idea because Mr. Me still cannot talk me into letting him have a parrot.

And after all that, I was like wow, that is kind of jacked up to release a lion into the wilds of Africa after it has grown accustomed to watching cable television and sitting in the climate-controlled house. I could be wrong but I'm thinking that cable and air-conditioning is at a premium on the plains of the Serengeti.

So after all that you know that I had to make a poll so watch the clip and tell me what your answer would be.

what did you think was going to go down in this video clip?
1) lion was going to maul death
2) lion was going to maul almost death
3) lion was going to comment on their manes
4) the dudes were going to set a new land speed record for getting the fk out of dodge
5) dude one was going to push dude two into the lion's path then run like hell